Notes

Short, title-less, often half-baked. Published anyway.

A 1st grade school teacher had 26 students, she presented each of them the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked the to come up with the remainder of it.

Me: 🤣🤣😂wipe tears off my eyes, 🤣🤣

Hey Michael A. Gayed, CFA(@leadlagreport), thank you for following me

My takeaway from reading Sapiens: if your relationship is in crisis, do the romantic thing ancient Egyptians did, build your partner a sumptuous tomb.

I put a walnut right outside our door, now the hamster knows to come check for food 😊 BTW, hamsters in Stuttgart have ginger red hair! Quite different from their brown American cousins.

Hey! What if I told you you can start your day everyday with rage and frustration?! Yes! I’m totally doing it and I can’t stop WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!

Hey Kaoru MJ NISHIMI (西見 薫)(@fumijazz), thank you for following me

My contacts table also has a “behavior” column that’s static.

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@jjwalsh When they made that video where the Tesla parked itself, I immediately thought of the tight parking spaces of Japan. Guess that’s still not possible huh? 😅

A 1st grade school teacher had 26 students, she presented each of them the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked the to come up with the remainder of it.

Me: 🤣🤣😂wipe tears off my eyes, 🤣🤣

My takeaway from reading Sapiens: if your relationship is in crisis, do the romantic thing ancient Egyptians did, build your partner a sumptuous tomb.

I put a walnut right outside our door, now the hamster knows to come check for food 😊 BTW, hamsters in Stuttgart have ginger red hair! Quite different from their brown American cousins.

Hey! What if I told you you can start your day everyday with rage and frustration?! Yes! I’m totally doing it and I can’t stop WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!

In reply to @

@jjwalsh When they made that video where the Tesla parked itself, I immediately thought of the tight parking spaces of Japan. Guess that’s still not possible huh? 😅