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How China makes a toy:

  1. Pirate a toy
  2. Add as many LED as possible
  3. Add loud speaker, blast annoying music on repeat

Xmas is a time of consideration & selflessness. I wished for immortality, eternal youth AND a fucking time machine. #Santa #Fail

Do u have ALL your music collection on one cloud provide? Apple / Amazon? What are you using?

Only 2 days back and already getting stiff neck and shoulders! I’m way too stressed out :( Gotta make some drastic changes.

You know you’re a nerd when all you get are books when you travel. That and iTunes gift cards on discount.

The human race is now ready for intergalactic space travel. Great job, @elonmusk. #2215