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Short, title-less, often half-baked. Published anyway.

The correct protocol when u drop your iFoam: Pick it up, check for cracks, Tweet about it.

As I take off my pants, the iPhone flew out of the pocket onto the cold, titled floor… #twitternovel1 :D

Is it just me or is Kim Jong-un the old fat dude in the entire famished North Korea?

In reply to @hezrah8

@hezrah8 今年の春節は一月らしいよ、東京への🎫は安いでしょう?!香港からも2万円ぐらい私も行きたいな o(^▽^)o

#SuicideOverNotSoMinorThings 2. Wakes up, prepare sandwich, pour cereal. No milk!!

Met the co-founder of Xiaomi, the $300 dual-core Android from China! @rabble u still want one?

The correct protocol when u drop your iFoam: Pick it up, check for cracks, Tweet about it.

As I take off my pants, the iPhone flew out of the pocket onto the cold, titled floor… #twitternovel1 :D

Is it just me or is Kim Jong-un the old fat dude in the entire famished North Korea?

Met the co-founder of Xiaomi, the $300 dual-core Android from China! @rabble u still want one?