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The correct protocol when u drop your iFoam: Pick it up, check for cracks, Tweet about it.

As I take off my pants, the iPhone flew out of the pocket onto the cold, titled floor… #twitternovel1 :D

Is it just me or is Kim Jong-un the old fat dude in the entire famished North Korea?

#SuicideOverNotSoMinorThings 2. Wakes up, prepare sandwich, pour cereal. No milk!!