@sashlicious a date? 2 girls?! in the morning?!! U girls r killing all ur guy followers’ productivity for da rest of da day! @tyasumarsono
Notes
My best quality is I’m empathic toward others. If only that blind cripple would get off the bus faster, I could’ve tweeted this earlier!
@stevenhaddox every time you tweet and drive, a groundhog is killed! :D
“I have to Whatsapp you and X and then Viber Y and then SMS Z!” #NeedOneAppToRuleThemAll
@tamegoeswild @jonnyli A cookout battle is happening inside my head!… 80’s dance music, headbands, fluorescent spandex and all. :D
Don’t make me think, bitches! Don’t make me think! (Working on UI… err… なう)
@jonnyli @tamegoeswild Thin and crispy! (You have to admit, American bacon trounces the British bacon :)
Google voice expanding worldwide in next few days! You can call phones directly from within your Gmail now! Go to http://gmail.com/call
Twitter’s native retweet is perfect for reminding your friends your other friend’s timely info… like “My dog just died :(”
@tamegoeswild Not that pair dummy! The “sexy” pair! :D
My week on twitter: 7 retweets received, 2 new listings, 6 new followers, 56 mentions. Via: http://20ft.net/p
@jonnyli @drzuco It’s just a tabloid. Take a pic if u find someone watching a video! :D
@security4all_jp That why u won’t get taxed! HK is a tax heaven ;P
@security4all_jp it won’t if u transfer it, to me.
@yongfook well but 1st they need to strategize to make an awesome product like the iPhone! Think that’s where they get stuck ;P
@rafik LOL! Suckage is Universal! Amen! :D @gen
@Oren_The_Red Citi. Only thing is it needs my US passport ‘coz it’s a US bank. Other than that, no problem.
@Oren_The_Red Snow Leopard is a leaner animal. Lions r bigger, & they screw all day! So it’s natural it burns out faster.
Bank account GET!! They suggested I use e-statement & I said wo how da fuck am I supposed to prove I live here w/o ur fucking paper statemnt
Apple’s weather app for HK is even more useless than for Tokyo! Where’re the thunderstorms that I’m supposed to be having everyday?!