Notes

Short, title-less, often half-baked. Published anyway.

Twitter just showed me an ad for a luxury yacht, I was like “They messed up their targeting. I’m not the 1%.”

And then I was like “Wait, do they know something I don’t? Am I getting some crazy inheritance or…”

And then THEY FUCKING PULLED IT! Didn’t even wait for it to finish.

❤️💕 this! A religion that focuses on being kind to children rather than dominating over them and forcing respect from them.

In reply to @harper

@harper Woah! I’d love to revive my 30GB (remember how huge that was?) 5th gen video iPod… wait… I don’t have a wired headphone anymore!!

Twitter just showed me an ad for a luxury yacht, I was like “They messed up their targeting. I’m not the 1%.”

And then I was like “Wait, do they know something I don’t? Am I getting some crazy inheritance or…”

And then THEY FUCKING PULLED IT! Didn’t even wait for it to finish.

❤️💕 this! A religion that focuses on being kind to children rather than dominating over them and forcing respect from them.